What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 15:44

Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com
No way
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The Simple Rule That Seems To Govern How Life Is Organized On Earth - IFLScience
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives